January 2012
minnie mouse: im leaving you
mickey mouse: are you fucking crazy
minnie mouse: no im fucking goofy
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
So don’t fall in love there’s just too much to...
doctor: are you sexually active
me: you mean for real or in my head, cause in my head im a whore
That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit"...
if you die suspiciously, the police check your...
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